June 2013
9 posts
…why do I feel so awkward reblogging this
Shoot, any time I’m at home I’m out of my shoes…
That’s how we do it in the shire
my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and
Another example of how cats basically have supernatural powers.
If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them
I swear to God if someone does number 16 with me….
when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i dad”
i posted this when i accidentally took too much medication
screw you guys
May 2013
30 posts
Me scrolling through facebook
1. can you not
2. that status is stolen from tumblr
3. please put some clothes on
4. why are you allowed to breathe
5. nobody cares
6. again that’s from tumblr
7. no you’re not a model
yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
the great gatsby
finding dory
city of bones





